Archive for the ‘ Workplace ’ Category

Chastised

28th January 2010 | 15 Comments

As I was leaving work yesterday, another member of my team was teasing me (good-naturedly) about being stupid. I jokingly, and sotto voce, called her a jackass. No big deal, right? Wrong. Today, my boss called me into a conference room to chastise me for it. Item The First: There is absolutely NO PROFANITY tolerated [...]


What am I? Some sort of Super Man or something?

30th December 2009 | 6 Comments

Oh. Em. Gee. What the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks was I thinking with this whole “working full-time” bullshit? Let me give you a detailed list of all the ways this sucks: 1. I haven’t worked full-time in more than three years. I’m not used to being away from home so many hours a week. My ass [...]


Now with 20% more FAIL!

8th July 2009 | 4 Comments

My husband just told me that I’m failing all kinds of fails in regard to posting regularly. In fact, I’m a string of fails not unlike a fail necklace. I’m made of fail with a rich and creamy fail nougat. He’s nothing if not supportive. *sigh* Anyhow, I’ve been being beaten down by The Man [...]


Hypothetically Speaking, Of Course

24th June 2009 | 3 Comments

If a certain person worked at a certain Workplace that allowed her to blog about all the shit they’re putting her through, then that person might have something to post about tonight. You know, hypothetically speaking. AnyHOW, let’s talk about BlogHer. Shelly and I have been burning up the internets with our email correspondence regarding [...]


< Insert Witty Title Here >

12th June 2009 | 7 Comments

The Workplace drama is continuing to drain away my will to live unfold. Gerald and I had a State of the Union meeting on Wednesday night trying to decide what’s best for our family. The problem is that nothing seems to be best. Everything has pros and cons… I guess we need to figure out [...]


Boobies!

5th June 2009 | 3 Comments

So this “no blogging about The Workplace” policy of The Workplace is pretty shitty. There are big things going on with us these days, but I can’t tell you about 85% of it. I guess we’ll get straight to the 15% that I can tell you about. I’m going back to work full-time in the [...]


Company Policy

2nd March 2009 | 9 Comments

So, today was my first day back at The Workplace. I was nervous and extra socially awk, but I manged to make it through the day without setting anything on fire. Or farting. Out loud. Get this: While scanning the company handbook, I happen to read a blurb that specifically prohibits blogging about The Workplace [...]


Workin’ 9 to 5

17th August 2007 | 6 Comments

First off, thank you all for your advice on the bedtime issue and your well wishes. I’m going to let Maddie stay up as late as she’ll go and try to get us to 7:30. I’m also going to move her naps back to help her not get tired so early. Now, for the really [...]


Know what tomorrow is?

14th August 2007 | 7 Comments

MY LAST DAY AT WORK!!!


AWOL

9th August 2007 | 7 Comments

I’m sorry I’ve been so quiet this week. I’d like to tell you that it’s because I’ve been really busy with some important tasks, but that’s just not the case. Basically, I’ve been lazy. I’ve had a few books that I’ve really wanted to read, so posting wasn’t a high priority. Also? I didn’t have [...]