Make over goodness

Here’s a pic from my phone. It doesn’t accurately capture the amount of eye make-up I had on. It took FOUR make-up remover wipes to get it off. And the eyeliner is winged out on the sides of my eyes like Amy Winehouse. Srsly.

I’ve been waiting 16 months to do this:


Look who’s crafty all of the sudden!

I was at Hobby Lobby last week, just sort of browsing around, and I found the cutest letters on sale for 50% off. I got those, some paint and some little wooden doodads and hauled ass to get home.
Here’s what I made:

Yeah, I forgot to take a picture before I started painting, because I was […]

FINALLY - The Tattoo Post

Without further ado, here they are, along with the accompanying location and reason for getting that particular tattoo.
1. Purple Gecko with Green Eyes - location: inside left ankle
 
This is my oldest tattoo. I think I was 21 when I got it. I really can’t remember for sure. I got this particular tattoo because for […]

For Nana


Sassy

I sit in the chair and grip the arm rests with white-knuckle ferocity.
“I haven’t cut anything. I’m just combing.”
“Ok….. are you cutting now?”
“No. I promise I’ll warn you first.”
“Ok.”
“Do you want to know how much I’m going to take off?”
“Um, ok.” My knuckles get a little whiter.
“Five inches at the highest point in the center.”
“Five? […]

Merry Christmas to ME!

I got a package from Amazon yesterday.

My Swistle Shoes finally arrived!

Amazon was kind enough to rubber band the lids onto the boxes. It was like two gifts in one. I’m now the proud owner of three GIANT rubber bands!

Here is the first pair. A very Christmasy shoe, no?

Can’t you picture these with crisp khakis?

Good thing […]

Because ear hats are good for the soul


Maddie’s First Halloween: Officially Ruined

I had expected to post this morning and share pictures of Maddie in her costume and regale you with tales of our candy-passing-out adventures. Instead, I get to tell you about our trip to the emergency room.
Around 5:00 or so, I was carrying Maddie through the kitchen and one of my horses dogs got underfoot […]

Photos of the girl

Alas, the bumblebee costume is too big for Maddie. But there was no way I could deprive you of this.
Here she is playing yesterday afternoon.
And this is us feeding the ducks down south. She loved it.