Fitnessy Question

I have a question for my fitnessy readers: is it better to walk longer on the treadmill at a less-than-soul-crushing pace, or a shorter amount of time at a pace that makes me wish for death to relieve the shin splints?

It’s on like Donkey Kong

1. New Asics shoes
2. Adidas Performance Socks
3. Arm Band for iPod
4. Gym Membership Key Card
5. Old School Sweatband
I joined a gym. Srsly. I consulted experts and researched the internets and found the best running shoe for me. I bought the shoes and four pairs of cool-max socks. I got an arm band for my iPod […]

And so it begins

I walked today. 45 minutes. It was 9809687506734 degrees outside. The baby was pissy. But we effing did it.
I swear, those bitches better not leave me hanging on this half-marathon shit. We are going to walk the HELL out of that thing. You hear me Ks??
Anyhow. During this walk, I got a blister on my […]

In a nutshell

* Today is Maddie’s appointment with the pediatric opthamologist. I still think it’s entirely moot and will be 2.5 hours of sheer hell for all parties involved.
* Tomorrow is my last doctor’s appt for my WLS pre-certification requirement. I dreamt last night that I had the surgery and died on the operating table.
* I have […]

I will live to regret this. I hope.

Swistle is promoting misery in the form of Couch to 5k. I laughed and poked fun the first few times she talked about doing it. But then she went and actually did it.
In what will later be described as a moment of pure insanity, I said I’d join in. WTF was I thinking? Immediately, I […]