As I was leaving work yesterday, another member of my team was teasing me (good-naturedly) about being stupid. I jokingly, and sotto voce, called her a jackass. No big deal, right? Wrong. Today, my boss called me into a conference room to chastise me for it. Item The First: There is absolutely NO PROFANITY tolerated [...]
Filed under: Workplace, complaining
Oh. Em. Gee. What the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks was I thinking with this whole “working full-time” bullshit? Let me give you a detailed list of all the ways this sucks: 1. I haven’t worked full-time in more than three years. I’m not used to being away from home so many hours a week. My ass [...]
Filed under: Workplace, complaining, where do I come up with this stuff?
* Permanent congestion * Heartburn * Only being able to sleep on your side(s) * Daily headaches and only being able to take Tylenol for pain relief * Fatigue * Cravings for obscure food items that you don’t possess in your house * Waddling * Moodiness (Granted, this sucks more for the family members of [...]
Filed under: complaining, knocked up, where do I come up with this stuff?
Look, Imma be up front and tell you that I got nothin’. I’m posting because it’s been a while and I feel guilty. Feel free to read out of pity or boredom, but if you’re looking for quality writing, might I suggest this or this? I’ve been sick with strep throat, a cold and a [...]
Filed under: complaining, daily, knocked up
As I recently twittered, today was one of those days when I repeatedly wondered if there was an age cut-off for dropping your baby off at the fire department. Maddie was a terrible listener and I grouchy as hell. It was a combination of nuclear holocaust proportions. Over the last month or so, I’ve noticed [...]
Filed under: complaining, happy pills, maddie, sahm
I am sick. Please leave comments showering me with love and sympathy. Thank you.
Filed under: complaining
I’ve canceled today’s post on account of today being shitty. I’ll be back tomorrow with your regularly scheduled exciting, witty and irreverent banter.
Filed under: complaining
I think I’ve broken up with my blog or something. Lately, I just can’t muster up the “give a damn,” to well, give a damn. I can’t think of anything to post about or witty comments to leave on your blogs. I’ve just sort of lost my blogging mojo. Maddie’s two-year-old-douchebaggery has escalated to heretofore [...]
Filed under: complaining, maddie, two is the new Hell
So, I’ve got to have surgery on Wednesday. The Mysterious Pain in my abdomen hasn’t gone away and is now accompanied by elevated liver enzymes. Since CT scans haven’t revealed the problem, my surgeon feels it’s in my best interest to carve me like a Thanksgiving turkey go in and have a look around the [...]
Filed under: WLS, complaining
Look, let’s cut to the chase. I’ve been negligent with my blogging and commenting lately. My excuse is that I’ve been sick and whiny and, well, no one wants to read that crap. So, this is a quick post to let you know that I’m still around. I’m still reading you and I’ll be back [...]
Filed under: complaining
