About
Hi, I’m Erica.
I’m happily married to Gerald and we have two young’uns: Maddie and Sam. We have a small, yappy-type dog named Roxy, and Satan’s cat, whom we call Puss. We live in North Texas and I hate it like poison.
I used to work in the corporate world as a stockbroker Professional Tool, but I quit that gig once Maddie came along. The mom-as-a-career thing is a pretty crap job, but the perks are fantastic. I bitch and moan about it nonstop, but I wouldn’t trade it for the world. Who am I kidding? Some days I’d trade it for a half-melted ice cream sandwich.
Now listen up, because this is VERY IMPORTANT. This blog is a major source of venting for me. I complain like mad and call my kids things like “douchebag” and sometimes even “asshole.” Because, let’s face it, sometimes they can be a douchebags and an assholes. They’re also the most wonderful thing to ever happen to me… second only to marrying Gerald. I think my girl Swistle puts it best; “I acknowledge my luckiness, without giving up my claim to the suckiness.”
Should you desire to contact the management of this blog, send your email to: erica @ andnoplacetogo dot com
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stopping by to say hi..
found you on Texas..
funny shit.
1 d said this (June 5, 2008 at 6:31 am)
I know I’ve been here before, but was just reading this again from my corporate cubicle at work, and snorted out loud at the “I used to be a professional tool”!
HAHAHA!
That’s. what I’m changing my velcro name plate to.
2 Danielle said this (June 12, 2008 at 12:49 pm)
keep up the good work.
3 iamstephanie said this (September 3, 2008 at 7:03 am)
My new favourite blog!
4 Kass said this (December 2, 2008 at 1:30 pm)
Saw you on Ree’s blog and love your haircut!
Have fun at Blogher!
5 Michelle O'Neil said this (July 24, 2009 at 11:52 am)
Hey Erica: just found your blog via your pic that Pioneer Woman took of you. You and your sweet baby girl are darlin’ and you are a FUN READ! Keep it real woman!…so many bloggers don’t and then ya find out the truth later!
I am sorry you’re not in love with North Texas; of course i don’t know how far “north” you are. I am in east texas and it’s wonderful here. But i can’t blame you if you want to be in the northwest; my folks lived on mercer Island in washington state many years ago; it was a gorgeous place and they felt like they were on vacation the entire time they were there!
I hope you have a great time meeting folks and just having a good time!
Ruth Ann
6 Ruth Ann in East Texas said this (July 24, 2009 at 1:19 pm)
I am from N TX and live now in Seattle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAria
Come on up any ol’ time and I’ll show you ’round!
7 Maria said this (July 24, 2009 at 5:09 pm)
I also found your blog through the pioneer woman blog! It must have been the hair
You are hilarious and I enjoy reading you. I think we were all corporate tools at one time!
8 Michelle said this (July 29, 2009 at 8:54 pm)
Nice blog
And keep the good work – hihihi!
9 A_Flama said this (August 11, 2009 at 8:05 pm)
hey erica…my sister told me i had to read your blog for a couple of reasons. first off, we have the SAME DAMN HAIR CUT! i kid you not. don’t ya love it! secondly, we had the same surgery within a couple of months of one another… mine was march 19, 2008. i’m also a fellow texan, have been all my life, and am desperately wanting to get to the seattle area to “retire”. love the honesty of the blog and the things you mention that only other people like “us” can get. btw, the family under the covers playing and daddy being the bear story? yeah, i about pissed myself laughing. thanks for that one!
10 nancy said this (August 17, 2009 at 8:39 pm)
Oh yeah.. duh! where did you have your surgery done? how ya feeling and all that? do you have any problems?
11 nancy said this (August 17, 2009 at 8:41 pm)
Hi from google Google-TCW
12 Google-TCW said this (September 8, 2009 at 8:08 pm)
I’m from the Pacific Northwest (born and raised) and love it! I relocated to Colorado a year ago and love it better! But I know you would love PNW!
13 Kalendi said this (December 1, 2009 at 9:34 am)