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June 14th, 2010
Today is Gerald’s first day back at work. This means I’m running around the house like a crazy person, trying to figure out what the hell I need to do and in what order they need to be done. This morning, Maddie and Sam both woke up at the same time. She needed a diaper change and “breakquest” and he wanted to be held and fed. And neither one of them was quiet about it, if you catch my drift.
I realized that I need a wife. Or a nanny. Or a time machine to go back about 11 months.
Anywho, I finally got it figured out and no one died. I’m calling it a HUGE success.
Also, look who was a month old yesterday:
Poor little guy is suffering from a wicked nasty case of The Uglies. His scalp is peeling and shedding dandruff all over the place and he’s got one of the worst cases of baby acne I’ve ever seen. I’m supposed to take him up to Gerald’s workplace today so he can be shown off, but I’m embarrassed. I’m all “Hi, please don’t mind my ugly baby. He’s usually SUPER adorable. I promise.” I know that’s retarded, but there you have it. I’m shallow.
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He looks adorable to me! And you are amazing for getting all this done on your own on your very first day by yourself. Go you! And happy one month to Sam!
Oh, that panic when they’re both waking up at the same time! I always judged people who had no job, but had a nanny. NOT ANYMORE!
And my baby girl is losing the hair on top of her head so she’s getting the old man bald spot ring of hair around the sides and back of her head. I’m slapping on a headband to distract from this!
haha! I have to say that all my kids suffered from a case “the uglies” at some point. Baby acne is the worst!
All of my kids got majorly peely and zitty and generally ugly around that time too. But little Sam looks pretty cute to me!
Oh, Eli had SUCH an ugly phase right around two months. His hairline receded halfway down his scalp, he got horrendous, visible cradle cap, and the baby acne went all the way into his chubby neck folds. I felt so guilty for evening NOTICING that my baby was less than darling, but man did I.
LMAO! I literally, at 11:21pm with my husband and son fast asleep, cackled at this post. Poor little munchkin…he’s going through his “awkward baby” stage. I think the Higher Power makes our kids go through this as babies so we aren’t so hard on them when they go through it as pre-teens/teens. Now when he’s 16 with acne, braces, and hair you just don’t understand, remember that he’s had to go through it before. And don’t ride him when he’s embarrassed to leave the house lol