SERENITY NOW
Does the whiny crying EVER end? Or will it continue until I’ve eaten every single one of those damned candy bars?
Edited to add: I mean the baby. She’s getting a new tooth and my god, the whining is unbearable.
Dear Weight Watchers,
It’s not you. It’s me.
I hope we can still be friends.
Love,
Erica
For the sake of argument we will assume you are talking about the baby.
Yes, she will stop crying eventually, but the whine…it never goes away.
As for the candy bars…HEH! It’s Halloween, there is NO way in hell you can stop eating those now.
Oh god, and I’ll have two bags of candy to choose from tomorrow night!
Dear WW,
I love you, but we just don’t see eye to eye right now. Maybe we can hook up again after the new year.
HUGS!
grace
grace - heh, that wasn’t very clear, was it? Yes, I was talking about the baby. She was a terror today and I ended up eating a bag of Skittles and a bag of Peanut M&Ms whilst trying to stay sane.
If it goes on much longer, I’m going to put a straw into a bottle of tequila and set it on the coaster next to me.
Serenity Now
You’re hysterical. I adore Seinfeld.
Whining. Well…
Wine helps. Lots of. ;-P
I don’t think it stops. A secret stash of mini snickers bars helps…for a week or so. Then you have to buy more candy.
Ha ha…you are soo funny, love the letter to WW. Luckily, WW is like a sorority sister, when you are paying, it has to be your friend! :o)
Dear Weight Watchers,
I’m not at the time in my life when I can be in a relationship. Halloween candy is about to go to 50% off.
Love, Swistle
Hey, I recognize that Whiny McPickMeUp. I’ve actually BELLOWED “SERENITY NOW!” a few times lately. It helps.