Bleh
Maddie has a bit of a bug and there has been vomiting on a grand scale. I have changed and washed her crib sheets and blankies approximately 1586970503453459 times since Friday.
I’m thinking this is the universe’s way of hazing me upon my initiation into the sahm clique. Next, I’m going to have beer bong in the driveway and moon the neighbors.


Oh no. That’s awful. I hope she starts feeling better soon. Hope all is well soon!
Thanks, Daisy. As you know, a sick kid is NO FUN AT ALL.
There is something going around, man. AD was just sick too, and the pediatrician was like “well, if she’s sick NOW she’s really going to have trouble come fall/winter!”.
F off lady! At least you will avoid the daycare plague now so that should help.
Nice. Does she still use leeches in her practice? Just kidding. Maybe.
Yeah, the lack of daycare plague does make me perk up a little bit. Although, I’m kinda afraid that it’ll all catch up with her when she hits preschool.
Poor little thing! I hope she feels better soon and you can give your washer a break.
Thanks, Jana. I can hear the water bill rising as I type….
I remember when Rob was little and he had the barfs. The first morning after the first night, I went to the store and bought 2 more crib sheets, 2 more waterproof mattress covers, and 2 more sleepers. (Also: applesauce, rice cereal, bananas.) Man, I hope she feels better soon.
As a matter of fact, we took a trip to Target this morning to purchase more Clorox 2 and another crib sheet.